Did Not Finish – Rift (Nightshade Prequel #1)

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Summary:

Sixteen-year-old Ember Morrow is promised to a group called Conatus after one of their healers saves her mother’s life. Once she arrives, Ember finds joy in wielding swords, learning magic, and fighting the encroaching darkness loose in the world. She also finds herself falling in love with her mentor, the dashing, brooding, and powerful Barrow Hess. When the knights realize Eira, one of their leaders, is dabbling in dark magic, Ember and Barrow must choose whether to follow Eira into the nether realm or to pledge their lives to destroying her and her kind.

With action, adventure, magic, and tantalizing sensuality, this book is as fast-paced and breathtaking as the Nightshade novels.

This book is everything that I hate about Young Adult fantasy. I read 150 pages of the 430 before I gave up. Let’s list this bitch.

  1. Noblewoman Ember Morrow just hates to be a noblewoman and wants to be a warrior. Because.
  2. A healer from the Conatus just happens to appear at her father’s manor when the labor goes wrong. It is a miracle she arrives, and later suggested that her birth is a portent for the future of the order. AKA she’s a Chosen One.
  3. When she gets to the order, she undergoes the following rite: examine three rooms. Go through the door of the room that looks neat and undergo a trial there. There is medieval Europe (not even secondary world medieval Europe) the amount of craftsmanship and labor that would be required to make this happen is absolutely absurd.
  4. She is the only one of the six to pick War as her avocation.
  5. During her trial she successfully uses a dagger to kill that which was set against her. She has never had any actual training other than a few moves shown to her and practicing on some straw. On the other hand, her friend Alastair, who was trained to fight since he was probably five or six, was not successful in his attempt. Obviously, she’s a natural.
  6. Warrior order has zero issues bringing a girl with no training and no real strength of stamina from living a life of relative leisure into their order, despite the fact that she is way too old to start such training when her life would basically be half over at the age of 16.
  7. Order uses magical incense to induce hallucinations to help the smithy divine the weapon to produce for the knight.
  8. “The horse picks the rider.” And in this case, a stallion picks her. Despite never having had any experience horseback riding, within an hour she can successfully control said stallion at both a cantor and a gallop. Anyone who has ever ridden a horse will laugh at you and tell you no.
  9. Ember gets upset when she’s told to stay out of a fight because she hasn’t had any training – hey, she fought (aka got lucky) that one time in the trial, okay?? – defies her master and throws her dagger into the side of the beastie giving her mentor the time he needs to finish it off. Has the author ever SEEN a throwing knife? The balance of a dagger is completely off. Is it theoretically possible to use a dagger like a throwing knife? Sure. In theory. Would a girl with zero experience have gotten anywhere near close to doing what she did? Hahah. No.
  10. Crushing on your mentor.

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Look. Some of these tropes can be done well, but this is like a guide on how not to do any of them. Learning how to fight takes years of practice and no amount of “being a natural” can change that. Heck, look at Buffy. Once Giles finds her, he starts training her formally because he knows that being the Chosen One is only going to get her so far. The stuff with the horse and the knife is just absolutely insulting to anyone who knows anything about either one of the topics. I get that this is meant to be escapist fun, and I’m sure for some it is, but to me? It’s just stupid. This is the kind of stuff where you need to have some grounding in reality to make work and this has none of that. The book seems to have some fans, but for me, it’s just a no go.

 

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